Signs Your Team Is Digging A Hole

*You're beginning to regret the free agent signing you made in the summer and it's game 1 of 82 in year 1 of 15.

*You're 1 of 30 teams that would trade one of your players (goaltender) for the player mentioned above.

*Fans have noticed that the team sucks, and you're in Florida.

*Your team couldn't score a goal if the other team played without a goaltender, or worse, they started Vesa Toskala.

*You acquire a top player for a draft pick and four weeks later another team acquires the same player for free via waivers....wait wrong league.

*That goalie who carried you into the playoffs and almost carried his country to a Gold Medal, yeah he called, he's taking this season off.

*Your GM had to make a public plea to stop booing the captain which he heard briefly from his suite, when really all that happened was that someone in the lower bowl coughed.

*Darryl Sutter is still your team's GM.

*One of your fans was attacked by an opposing player, but when offered free tickets to another game, the fan declined.

*Your team's bus has a special ramp for the players to walk up because the stairs are too high.

*Your goalie might be out for a month with serving a DUI sentence.

*The bad news is, your starting goaltender is expected to make a quick recovery.

*The league's commissioner wouldn't be able to pass a baseline test, let alone your star player recovering from a concussion.

*When defending his claim as the world's best goaltender, your goaltender defends himself by pulling out his goaltending awards...wait...they seem to be missing.

*Your team's 0-7-1 start will be delayed by just a couple of weeks this year.

Patrick Storto
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4 Comments

George Prax's picture

Poor Randy Moss Tongue

Alex Mueller's picture

I like this one "One of your fans was attacked by an opposing player, but when offered free tickets to another game, the fan declined." haha

Alicia Sprenkle's picture

haha this is great. Good read.