After another humiliating loss last night, the Leafs have decided to open an emergency call center so that people can cope with the pain. Here are some of the calls from today.
Call 1
Operator: Leafs Distress Call Center, state your emergency,
Caller: Hi, I'm having really bad chest pains after last night's loss.
Operator: Look, maybe you just need to relax, you can't get too emotional over a game, especially one you have no control over.
Caller: I know, I just feel like maybe its my fault and I just get really stressed out.
Operator: That's the problem with people in Toronto, they think that somehow the Leafs woes are on them at the end of the day, just try to understand it's not...