Toronto Maple Leafs

Syndicate content

Sermon to the Boo Birds

My little Leafs fans, the boo birds, much bounden are ye unto the Leafs, your favorite team, and always in every place ought ye to praise them, for that they hath given you liberty to cheer about them, and hath also given you double and triple that to boo them most recently; moreover they preserved your dedication in the hiring of Brian Burke, that your faith for the club might not perish out of the world; still more are ye beholden to the Leafs for the element of the incosistency which they hath displayed for you; beyond all this, ye sow not, neither do you reap; and Burke feedeth you, and giveth you the streams and fountains for your drink, though sometimes it seems we were better off with...

Hand It To Reimer

The newest savior of the Toronto Maple Leafs is none other than James Reimer. With a career NHL save percentage of .970 and a career goals against average of 0.81. Oh wait, he only has one NHL start and it came against one of the worst offensive teams in the league in the Ottawa Senators who was without one of its best offensive players in Jason Spezza. The Sens have only scored 90 goals this season, which is actually one more than the Leafs have. And while that means that fans should err on the side of caution when it comes to judging James Reimer's performance on Saturday night, what does that say about the Sens goaltending tandem of Brian Elliot and Mike Brodeur who were beat 5-1 b...

Farewell to the Old Season

Waffle Nation and Leafs Nation: We bid farewell to 2010. For two Brian Burke years, we have constantly accompanied the Leafs on the road to not so much honor and glory. In these latter times, as in the days of our prosperity, we have invariably been models of courage by throwing waffles, and fidelity by staying loyal to our team. With fans such as us, our syrupy cause could not be lost; but the waffle war would have been interminable; it would have been a fan war, and that would have entailed deeper misfortunes on the Leafs. I have sacrificed all of my interests to those of the waffle country. My Waffle Nation friends, we will continue to serve the Leafs. Their happiness was our o...

The Night Before Waffle Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Leafs nation Not a fan was cheering, and no standing ovation; The players were stung by a pair of quick goals, And had hopes of digging themselves out of their hole; The children were nestled all bored in their seats, And a vision of winning was a difficult feat; And Ron Guillet in his Toskala jersey, and Pat Storto with a Leafs cap, Had just settled down with no reason to clap, When out in the stands there arose such a clatter, Ron sprang from his seat to see what was the matter. Away to the Gold seats, he flew like a Kessel, Pushed over a Habs fan who he decided to wrestle. The concrete of the stairs dug into his knee Bu...

Blood, Toil, Tears and Waffles

On Friday evening last, I received from The Checking Line the mission to form a new direction in hockey. It was the evident will of' the play of the Maple Leafs and Leafs nation that this should be conceived on the broadest possible basis and that it should include all waffle parties. I have already completed the most important part of this task. The waffle has been thrown. A waffle organization has been formed of growing numbers, representing, with the Leafs fans, Anit-Leafs fans, and Waffle lovers, the unity of the new nation - Waffle Nation. It was necessary that this should be done in one single day on account of the extreme urgency and rigor of events. Other key positions were fil...

A Time for Choosing

During the hectic split-second timing of a hockey game, this is a man who took time out to sit beside an old friend who was angry over waffles. His Maple Leafs fans were understandably impatient, but he said, "There aren't many left who care what happens to this team. I'd like this team to know I care." This is a man who said to his 19-year-old son, "There is no foundation like the rock of honesty and fairness, and when you begin to build your team on that rock, with the cement of the faith in the Hockey Gods, then you have a real start." This is not a man who could carelessly send our draft picks to the Boston Bruins. And that is the issue of this hockey team that makes all the other proble...