Why Leafs Tree Man is Hilarious
If there was ever a case where a picture said a thousand words, it was here.
But nevertheless, let us look at why the Toronto Maple Leafs Tree Man is hilarious:
1) The obvious penis joke. You know, wood. That can grow exponentially at will.
2) The fact that he's made out of wood, and at least half the other guardians have fire powers.
3) He is the "immovable object", kind of like all the leafs with NTCs.
4) Expanding on the "immovable object" aspect, just like the leafs, Tree Man is going nowhere fast.
5) He's a fucking tree.
Add your own in the comments below. #Hockey