Patrick Storto

"I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people that go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard, like half an equation, and I'll just figure it out."
Male Therapist: "Is this Good Will Hunting?"
Me: "No."
Male Therapist: "It sounds a lot like the plot of Good Will Hunting."
Me: "Yeah, anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck..."